Although this is a critical time of the year for anti-freeze salesmen,
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Althoughthisisacriticaltimeoftheyearforanti-freezesalesmen,printersofpostersthatdeclare“MassiveSale–EverythingMustGo,”andthosefewremainingspecialistfirmswhocleanandstoreSantaClaus’costumes,itisnotthebiggestmonthinthegolfingcalendar,especiallyforthoseofuslessdirectlyinvolvedintheRacetoDubaithanweareintheStruggletoStayWarm.
Withasenseoftimingthatanygolferwouldenvy,myboilerhasjustblownup.EvenasItypethesewordswithmittenedhands,amuleisstrugglingthroughtheAlpinesnowenroutefromMilanwithareplacementvalve.
Assumingavalanchesdon’thamperthebeast’sprogress,thehopeisthatthecentralheatingwillbebackonintimefortheMasters.
SolittleishappeningrightnowonthefairwaysofBritainthatyoucanalmosthearthedustsettlingonthosebig-headeddriversandtheyawnsemanatingfromtheassistantprosastheywaitimpatientlyforthatveryoccasionalwintervisitor–the