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Don’t blame the greens! These are my 2025 New Year’s Resolutions

Although this is a critical time of the year for anti-freeze salesmen,

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Althoughthisisacriticaltimeoftheyearforanti-freezesalesmen,printersofpostersthatdeclare“MassiveSale–EverythingMustGo,”andthosefewremainingspecialistfirmswhocleanandstoreSantaClaus’costumes,itisnotthebiggestmonthinthegolfingcalendar,especiallyforthoseofuslessdirectlyinvolvedintheRacetoDubaithanweareintheStruggletoStayWarm. Withasenseoftimingthatanygolferwouldenvy,myboilerhasjustblownup.EvenasItypethesewordswithmittenedhands,amuleisstrugglingthroughtheAlpinesnowenroutefromMilanwithareplacementvalve. Assumingavalanchesdon’thamperthebeast’sprogress,thehopeisthatthecentralheatingwillbebackonintimefortheMasters. SolittleishappeningrightnowonthefairwaysofBritainthatyoucanalmosthearthedustsettlingonthosebig-headeddriversandtheyawnsemanatingfromtheassistantprosastheywaitimpatientlyforthatveryoccasionalwintervisitor–the